ORIGINAL PAINTINGS FOR SALE
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8x11" "An Astronaut is Interviewed" $100

8x11" "Cheeseburger Farmers" $100

8x11" "Burger Sale" $100

11x8" "I'll Help You Get That Cheeseburger From Up There" $100

11x8" "Laboratory Technicians" $100

8x11" "Nature Class" $100

8x11" "Tying Shoes by Lamplight" $100

8x11" "Geometry Frontier by Horseback" $100

2x3' "Critter #7" $100

9x12" "Play/Flay it Where it Lies" $100

8x11" "The Sky is a Football When You Really Think About It" $100

8x11" "Trophy Fish, Trophy Wife, Trophy, and a Novelty Check" $100

3x2' "Pizza Saddles" $100

8x11" "Study Buddies" $100

8x10" "Clinical Physician with Barnyard Pig" $50

2x4' "Spectrum of Goofball and Sourpuss" $300

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$30 LIMITED EDITION, ARCHIVAL, INKJET PRINTS FROM ILLUSTRATED OLD TESTAMENT
​11" x 13" (including 1" white border)

1. Remaining available prints below. (Quantity included in description of each image.)
2. Visit etsy.com/shop/MisterRobertson to place order.
 
(Or just email me, tell me what you want, and leave Etsy out of it, in which case:)

3. Send a message via Etsy or email with the verse/description of the print you want.
​4. I will send you the print with USPS priority mail in 1-3 business days for an additional $5 for shipping costs, or if you live in Minneapolis, I can deliver it to your door on my bicycle in exchange for a tasty drink and some conversation.

!!!!! 9 prints left !!!!! (Genesis 32:24) “And Ja’-cob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day.”

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!! (Genesis 43:30) “And Jo’-seph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother: and he sought where to weep; and he entered into his chamber, and wept there.”

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (Exodus 6:30) “And Mo’-ses said before the LORD, Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips, and how shall Pha’-raoh hearken unto me?”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Exodus 32:9) “And the LORD said unto Mo’-ses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people: Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them: and I will make of thee a great nation.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Exodus 40:34) “Then a cloud covered the tent of the congregation, and the glory of the LORD filled the tabernacle.”

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!! (Leviticus 11:1) “And the LORD spake unto Mo’-ses and to Aa’ron, saying unto them, Speak unto the children of Is’-ra-el, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth. Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat. Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you. And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Leviticus 12:1) “And the LORD spake unto Mo’-ses, saying, Speak unto the children of Is’-ra-el, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean. And in the eighth day the flesh of his foreskin shall be circumcised. And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled. But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.”

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!! (Leviticus 13:41) “And he that hath his hair fallen off from the part of his head toward his face, he is forehead bald: yet is he clean.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Numbers 1:1) “And the LORD spake unto Mo’-ses in the wilderness of Si’-nai, in the tabernacle of the congregation, on the first day of the second month, in the second year after they were come out of the land of E’-gypt, saying, Take ye the sum of all the congregation of the children of Is’-ra-el, after their families, by the house of their fathers with the number of their names, every male by their polls; From twenty years old and upward, all that are able to go forth to war in Is’-ra-el: thou and Aa’-ron shall number them by their armies.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Numbers 7:89) “And when Mo’-ses was gone into the tabernacle of the congregation to speak with him, then he heard the voice of one speaking unto him from off the mercy seat that was upon the ark of testimony, from between the two cher’-u-bims: and he spake unto him.”

!!!!! 11 prints left !!!!! (Numbers 11:31) “And there went forth a wind from the LORD, and brought quails from the sea, and let them fall by the camp, as it were a day’s journey on this side, and as it were a day’s journey on the other side, round about the camp, as it were two cubits high upon the face of the earth. And the people stood up all that day, and all that night, and all the next day, and they gathered the quails: he that gathered least gathered ten ho’-mers: and they spread them all abroad for themselves round about the camp. And while the flesh was yet between their teeth, ere it was chewed, the wrath of the LORD was kindled against the people, and the LORD smote the people with a very great plague.

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (Numbers 14:29) “Your carcases shall fall in this wilderness: and all that were numbered of you, according to your whole number, from twenty years old and upward which have murmured against me. Doubtless ye shall not come into the land, concerning which I sware to make you dwell therein, save Ca’-leb the son of Je-phun’-neh, and Josh’-u-a the son of Nun. But your little ones, which ye said should be a prey, them will I bring in, and they shall know the land which ye have despised. But as for you, your carcases, they shall fall in this wilderness. And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years, and bear your whoredoms, until your carcases be wasted in the wilderness.”

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!! (Numbers 16:15) “And Mo’-ses was very wroth, and said unto the LORD, Respect not thou their offering: I have not taken one ass from them, neither have I hurt one of them.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Numbers 18:14) “Every thing devoted in Is’-ra-el shall be thine. Every thing that openeth the matrix in all flesh, which they bring unto the LORD, whether it be of men or beasts, shall be thine: nevertheless the firstborn of man shalt thou surely redeem, and the firstling of unclean beasts shalt thou redeem. And those that are to be redeemed from a month old shalt thou redeem, according to thine estimation, for the money of five she’-kels, after the she’-kel of the sanctuary, which is twenty ge’-rahs. But the firstling of a cow, or the firstling of a sheep, or the firstling of a goat, thou shalt not redeem; they are holy: thou shalt sprinkle their blood upon the altar, and shalt burn their fat for an offering made by fire, for a sweet savour unto the LORD.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Numbers 20:10) “And Mo’-ses and Aa’-ron gathered the congregation together before the rock, and he said unto them, Hear now, ye rebels; must we fetch you water out of this rock? And Mo’-ses lifted up his hand, and with his rod he smote the rock twice: and the water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their beasts also.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Numbers 31:17) “Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. And do ye abide without the camp seven days: whosoever hath killed any person, and whosoever hath touched any slain, purify both yourselves and your captives on the third day, and on the seventh day. And purify all your raiment, and all that is made of skins, and all work of goats’ hair, and all things made of wood.”

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (Deuteronomy 3:25) “I pray thee, let me go over, and see the good land that is beyond Jor’-dan, that goodly mountain, and Leb’-a-non. But the LORD was wroth with me for your sakes, and would not hear me: and the LORD said unto me, Let it suffice thee; speak no more unto me of this matter.”

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (Deuteronomy 20:20) “Only the trees which thou knowest that they be not trees for meat, thou shalt destroy and cut them down.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Deuteronomy 24:5) “When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken."

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!!(Deuteronomy 27:15) “Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the LORD, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, A’-men.”

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!! (Deuteronomy 28:53) “And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee: So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave: So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates. The tender and delicate woman among you, which would not adventure to set the sole of her foot upon the ground for delicateness and tenderness, her eye shall be evil toward the husband of her bosom, and toward her son, and toward her daughter, And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet, and toward her children which she shall bear: for she shall eat them for want of all things secretly in the siege and straitness, wherewith thine enemy shall distress thee in thy gates.”

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!! (Deuteronomy 31:29) “Gather unto me all the elders of your tribes, and your officers, that I may speak these words in their ears, and call heaven and earth to record against them. For I know that after my death ye will utterly corrupt yourselves, and turn aside from the way which I have commanded you; and evil will befall you in the latter days; because ye will do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger through the work of your hands. And Mo’-ses spake into the ears of all the congregation of Is’-ra-el the words of this song, until they were ended.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Joshua 2:1) “And Josh’-u-a the son of Nun sent out of Shit’-tim two men to spy secretly, saying, Go view the land, even Jer’-i-cho. And they went, and came into an harlot’s house, named Ra’-hab, and lodged there.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Joshua 8:9) “Josh’-u-a therefore sent them forth: and they went to lie in ambush, and abode between Beth’-el and A’-i, on the west side of A’-i: but Josh’-u-a lodged that night among the people. And Josh’-u-a rose up early in the morning, and numbered the people, and went up, he and the elders of Is’-ra-el, before the people to A’-i.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Joshua 24:29) “And it came to pass after these things, that Josh’-u-a the son of Nun, the servant of the LORD, died, being an hundred and ten years old.”

!!!!! 2 print left !!!!! (Judges 1:1) “Now after the death of Josh’-u-a it came to pass, that the children of Is’-ra-el asked the LORD, saying, Who shall go up for us against the Ca’-na-an-ites first, to fight against them? And the LORD said, Ju’-dah shall go up: behold, I have delivered the land into his hand.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Judges 5:1-31) “Then sang Deb’-o-rah and Ba’-rak the son of A-bin’-o-am on that day, saying, Praise ye the LORD for the avenging of Is’-ra-el, when the people willingly offered themselves. Hear, O ye kings; give ear, O ye princes; I, even I, will sing unto the LORD; I will sing praise to the LORD God of Is’-ra-el... Blessed above women shall Ja’-el the wife of He’-ber the Ke’-nite be, blessed and she gave him milk; she brought forth butter in a lordly dish. She put her hand to the nail, and her right hand to the workmen’s hammer; and with the hammer she smote Sis’-e-ra, she smote off his head, when she had pierced and stricken through his temples. At her feet he bowed, he fell, he lay down: at her feet he bowed, he fell: where he bowed, there he fell down dead.”

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (Judges 8:1) “And the men of E’-phra-im said unto him, Why hast thou served us thus, that thou calledst us not, when thou wentest to fight with the Mid’-i-an-ites? And they did chide with him sharply.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Judges 9:48) “And A-bim’-e-lech gat him up to mount Zal’-mon, he and all the people that were with him; and A-bim’-e’lech took an axe in his hand, and cut down a bough from the trees, and took it, and laid it on his shoulder, and said unto the people that were with him, What ye have seen me do, make haste, and do as I have done.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (Judges 11:36) “And she said unto him, My father, if thou hast opened thy mouth unto the LORD, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy mouth; forasmuch as the LORD hath taken vengeance for thee of thine enemies, even of the children of Am’-mon. And she said unto her father, Let this thing be done for me: let me alone two months, that I may go up and down upon the mountains and bewail my virginity, I and my fellows. And he said, Go. And he sent her away for two months: and he sent her away for two months: and she went with her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains.”

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (Judges 20:8) “And all the people arose as one man, saying, We will not any of us go to his tent, neither will we any of us turn into his house.”

!!!!! 1 print left !!!!! (Judges 21:16) “Then the elders of the congregation said, How shall we do for wives for them that remain, seeing the women are destroyed out of Ben’-ja-min?

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (Ruth 4:7) “ Now this was the manner in former time in Is’-ra-el concerning redeeming and concerning changing, for to confirm all things; a man plucked off his shoe, and gave it to his neighbour: and this was a testimony in Is’-ra-el. Therefore the kinsman said unto Bo’-az, Buy it for thee. So he drew off his shoe.”

!!!!! 1 prints left !!!!! (1 Samuel 4:18) “And it came to pass, when he made mention of the ark of God, that he fell from off the seat backward by the side of the gate, and his neck brake, and he died: for he was an old man, and heavy. And he had judged Is’-ra-el forty years.

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (1 Samuel 9:1) “Now there was a man of Ben’-ja-min, whose name was Kish, the son of A-bi’-el, the son of Ze’-ror, the son of Be-cho’-rath, the son of A-phi’-ah, a Ben’-ja-mite, a mighty man of power. And he had a son, whose name was Saul, a choice young man, and a goodly: and there was not among the children of Is’-ra-el a goodlier person than he: from his shoulders and upward he was higher than any of the people.”

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (1 Samuel 10:23) “And they ran and fetched him thence: and when he stood among the people, he was higher than any of the people from his shoulders and upward.”

!!!!! 1 prints left !!!!! (1 Samuel 14:25) “And all they of the land came to a wood; and there was honey upon the ground. And when the people were come into the wood, behold, the honey dropped; but no man put his hand to his mouth: for the people feared the oath. But Jon’-a-than heard not when his father charged the people with the oath: wherefore he put forth the end of the rod that was in his hand, and dipped it in an honeycomb, and put his hand to his mouth; and his eyes were enlightened.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (1 Samuel 18:27) “Wherefore Da’-vid arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Phil’-is-tines two hundred men; and Da’-vid brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king’s son in law. And Saul gave him Mi’-chal his daughter to wife.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (1 Samuel 21:9) “And the priest said, The sword of Go-li’-ath the Phil’-is-tine, whom thou slewest in the valley of E’-lah, behold, it is here wrapped in a cloth behind the e’-phod: if thou wilt take that, take it: for there is no other save that here. And Da’-vid said, There is none like that; give it me.”

!!!!! 2 prints left !!!!! (2 Samuel 2:12) “And Ab’-ner the son of Ner, and the servants of Ish-bo’-sheth the son of Saul, went out from Ma-ha-na’-im to Gib’-e-on. And Jo’-ab the son of Ze-ru-i’-ah, and the servants of Da’-vid, went out, and met together by the pool of fGib’-e-on: and they sat down, the one on the one side of the pool, and the other on the other side of the pool.”

!!!!! 3 prints left !!!!! (2 Samuel 20:8) “When they were at the great stone which is in Gib’-e-on, A-ma’-sa went before them. And Jo’-ab’s garment that he had put on was girded unto him, and upon it a girdle with a sword fastened upon his loins in the sheath thereof; and as he went forth it fell out.”

!!!!! 1 Print Left !!!!! (1 Kings 2:12) “Then sat Sol’-o-mon upon the throne of Da’-vid his father; and his kingdom was established greatly."

!!!!! Two Prints Left !!!!! (1 Kings 4:33) “And he spake of trees, from the cedar tree that is in Leb’-a-non even unto the hyssop that springeth out of the wall: he spake also of beasts, and of fowl, and of creeping things, and of fishes.”

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (1 Kings 8:5) “And king Sol’-o-mon, and all the congregation of Is’-ra-el, that were assembled unto him, were with him before the ark, sacrificing sheep and oxen, that could not be told nor numbered for multitude.”

!!!!! 2 Prints Left !!!!! (1 Kings 18:42) “So A’-hab went up to eat and to drink. And E-li’-jah went up to the top of Car’-mel; and he cast himself down upon the earth, and put his face between his knees, And said to his servant, Go up now, look toward the sea. And he went up, and looked, and said, There is nothing. And he said, Go again seven times. And it came to pass at the seventh time, that he said, Behold, there ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man’s hand.”

!!!!! 1 Print Left !!!!! (1 Kings 21:4) “And A’-hab came into his house heavy and displeased because of the word which Na’-both the Jez’-reel-ite had spoken to him: for he had said, I will not give thee the inheritance of my fathers. And he laid him down upon his bed, and turned away his face, and would eat no bread.”

!!!!! 2 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Kings 4:8) “And it fell on a day, that E-li’-sha passed to Shu’-nem. where was a great woman; and she constrained him to eat bread.”

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Kings 7:5) “And they rose up in the twilight, to go unto the camp of the Syr’-i-ans: and when they were come to the uttermost part of the camp of Syr’-i-a, behold, there was no man there.”

!!!!! 1 Print Left !!!!! (2 Kings 9:36) “Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant E-li’-jah the Tish’-bite, saying, In the portion of Jez’-reel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jez’-e-bel: And the carcase of Jez’-e-bel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jez’-reel; so that they shall not say, This is Jez’-e-bel.”

!!!!! 1 Print Left !!!!! (2 Kings 13:16) “And he said to the king of Is’-ra-el, Put thine hand upon the bow. And he put his hand upon it: and E-li’-sha put his hands upon the kings hands.”

!!!!! 2 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Kings 16:10) “And king A’-haz went to Da-mas’-cus to meet Tig’-lath-pi-le’-ser king of As-syr’-i-a, and saw an altar that was at Da-mas’-cus: and king A’-haz sent to U-ri’-jah the priest the fashion of the altar, and the pattern of it, according to all the workmanship thereof.”

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Kings 18:27) “But Rab’-sha-keh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they m ay eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"

!!!!! 2 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Kings 22:14) “So Hil-ki’-ah the priest, and A-hi’-kam, and Ach’-bor, and Sha’-phan, and As-a-hi’-ah, went unto Hul’-dah the prophetess, the wife of Shal’-lum the son of Tik’-vah, the son of Har’-has, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Je-ru’-sa-lem in the college;) and they communed with her."

!!!!! 2 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Kings 25:14) “And the pots, and the shovels, and the snuffers, and the spoons, and all the vessels of brass wherewith they ministered, took they away. And the firepans, and the bowls, and such things as were of gold, in gold, and of silver, in silver, the captain of the guard took away.”

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (1 Chronicles 11:18) “And the three brake through the host of the Phil’-is-tines, and drew water out of the well of Beth’-le-hem, that was by the gate, and took it, and brought it to Da’-vid: but Da’-vid would not drink of it, but poured it out to the LORD.”

!!!!! 2 Prints Left !!!!! (1 Chronicles 26:24) “And She-bu’-el the son of Ger’-shom, the son of Mo’-ses, was ruler of the treasures.”

!!!!! (2 Chronicles 11:21) !!!!! “And Re-ho-bo’-am loved Ma’-a-chah the daughter of Ab’-sa-lom above all his wives and his concubines: (for he took eighteen wives, and threescore concubines; and begat twenty and eight sons, and threescore daughters.”

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Chronicles 18:7) “And the King of Is’-ra-el said unto Je-hosh’-a-phat, There is yet one man, by whom we may enquire of the LORD: but I hate him; for he never prophesied good unto me, but always evil: the same is Mi-cai’-ah the son of Im’-la. And Je-hosh’-a-phat said, Let not the king say so."

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (2 Chronicles 21:18) “And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.”

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (Ezra 3:10) “And when the builders laid the foundation of the temple of the LORD, they set the priests in their apparel with trumpets, and the Le’-vites the sons of A’-saph with cymbals, to praise the LORD, after the ordinance of Da’-vid king of Is’-ra-el.”

!!!!! 3 Prints Left !!!!! (Ezra: 7:6) “This Ez’-ra went up from Bab’-y-lon; and he was a ready scribe in the law of Mo’-ses, which the LORD God of Is’-ra-el had given: and the king granted him all his request, according to the hand of the LORD his God upon him.”

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