PORTRAITURE AND OTHER COMMISSIONS
Pet Portraits
It's painted on hardboard, and weighs a couple pounds. Because of this, shipping is an additional $20, but you are welcome to pick it up from my studio in South Minneapolis.
As I get a feel for pet portraits, the first ten will cost $150, and after that, the price will go up to $200. There is 5 of 10 slots at $150 remaining.
The size is roughly 18x12", but I will do custom sizes and we can talk about pricing for those. I want most of all for you to be happy with your pet portrait, so I will take your requests seriously. I can tone down or up the absurdity no problem.
Thank you for considering me to immortalize your pet with paint. I also do people and plant portraits.
ORIGINAL PAINTINGS FOR SALE
An Astronaut is Interviewed
This painting explores interviews, astronauts, and cheeseburgers.
8x11" Housepaint on watercolor paper
The Sky is a Football When You Really Think About It
8x10" Housepaint, marker on watercolor paper
Tying Shoes by Lamplight
8x10" Colored pencil, marker, housepaint on watercolor paper
This piece is framed, and the color is now painted black in the background, not white (not represented in this photo)
I'll Get That Cheeseburger For You From Up There
8x11" housepaint, marker, colored pencil on watercolor paper
Pizza Saddles
2x3' This is housepaint on plywood, with a built in stained and wooden frame. It's almost 20 pounds, so shipping will cost more. Available for pickup
Deuteronomy 31:29
(Deuteronomy 31:29) “Gather unto me all the elders of your tribes, and your officers, that I may speak these words in their ears, and call heaven and earth to record against them. For I know that after my death ye will utterly corrupt yourselves, and turn aside from the way which I have commanded you; and evil will befall you in the latter days; because ye will do evil in the sight of the LORD, to provoke him to anger through the work of your hands. And Mo’-ses spake into the ears of all the congregation of Is’-ra-el the words of this song, until they were ended.”
$30 LIMITED EDITION, ARCHIVAL, INKJET PRINTS FROM MY ILLUSTRATED OLD TESTAMENT
11" x 13" (including 1" white border)
Job 38.1
(Job 38:1) “Then the LORD answered Job out of the whirlwind, and said, Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?”
Job 30.27
(Job 30:27) “My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me. I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation. I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.”
Job 20:23
(Job 20:23) “When he is about to fill his belly, God shall cast the fury of his wrath upon him, and shall rain it upon him while he is eating.”
Job 13:1
(Job 13:1) “Lo, mine eye hath seen all this, mine ear hath heard and understood it. What ye know, the same do I know also: I am not inferior unto you. Surely I would speak to the Almighty, and I desire to reason with God. But ye are forgers of lies, ye are all physicians of no value.”
Job 6:1
(Job 6:1) “But Job answered and said, Oh that my grief were throughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! For now it would be heavier than the sand of the sea: therefore my words are swallowed up. For the arrows of the Almighty are within me, the poison whereof drinketh up my spirit: the terrors of God do set themselves in array against me. Doth the wild ass bray when he hath grass? or loweth the ox over his fodder? Can that which is unsavory be eaten without salt? or is there any taste in the white of an egg? The things that my soul refused to touch are as my sorrowful meat.”
Job 1:1
(Job 1:1) “There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil.”
Esther 6:11
(Esther 6:11) “Then took Ha’-man the apparel and the horse, and arrayed Mor-de-ca’-i, and brought him on horseback through the street of the city, and proclaimed before him, Thus shall it be done unto the man whom the king delighteth to honour.”
Esther 2:12
(Esther 2:12) “Now when every maid’s turn was come to go in to king A-has-u-e’-rus, after that she had been twelve months, according to the manner of the women, (for so were the days of their purifications accomplished, to wit, six months with oil of myrrh, and six months with sweet odours, and with other things for the purifying of the women;) Then thus came every maiden unto the king; whatsoever she desired was given her to go with her out of the house of the women unto the king’s house.”
Nehemiah 13:8
(Nehemiah 13:7) “And I came to Je-ru’-sa-lem and understood of the evil that E-li’-a-shib did for To-bi’-ah, in preparing him a chamber in the courts of the house of God. And it grieved me sore: therefore I cast forth all the household stuff of To-bi’-ah out of the chamber.”
Nehemiah 10:38
(Nehemiah 10:38) “And the priest the son of Aa’-ron shall be with the Le’-vites, when the Le’-vites take tithes: and the Le’-vites shall bring up the tithe of the tithes into the house of our God, to the chambers, unto the treasure house.”
Nehemiah 8:18
(Nehemiah 8:18) “Also day by day, from the first day unto the last day, he read in the book of the law of God. And they kept the feast seven days; and on the eighth day was a solemn assembly, according unto the manner.”
Nehemiah 6:15
(Nehemiah 6:15) “So the wall was finished in the twenty and fifth day of the month E’-lul, in fifty and two days.”
Nehemiah 2:12
(Nehemiah 2:12) “And I arose in the night, I and some few men with me; neither told I any man what my God had put in my heart to do at Je-ru’-sa-lem: neither was there any beast with me, save the beast that I rode upon.”
Ezra 7:6
(Ezra: 7:6) “This Ez’-ra went up from Bab’-y-lon; and he was a ready scribe in the law of Mo’-ses, which the LORD God of Is’-ra-el had given: and the king granted him all his request, according to the hand of the LORD his God upon him.”
Ezra 3:10
(Ezra 3:10) “And when the builders laid the foundation of the temple of the LORD, they set the priests in their apparel with trumpets, and the Le’-vites the sons of A’-saph with cymbals, to praise the LORD, after the ordinance of Da’-vid king of Is’-ra-el.”
2 Chronicles 29:20
(2 Chronicles 29:20) “Then Hez-e-ki’-ah the king rose early, and gathered the rulers of the city, and went up to the house of the LORD. And they brought seven bullocks, and seven rams, and seven lambs, and seven he goats, for a sin offering for the kingdom, and for the sanctuary, and for Ju’-dah. And he commanded the priests the sons of Aa’-ron to offer them on the altar of the LORD. So they killed the bullocks, and the priests received the blood, and sprinkled it on the altar: likewise, when they had killed the rams, they sprinkled the blood upon the altar: they killed also the lambs, and they sprinkled the blood upon the altar.”
2 Chronicles 21:18
(2 Chronicles 21:18) “And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.”
2 Chronicles 18:7
(2 Chronicles 18:7) “And the King of Is’-ra-el said unto Je-hosh’-a-phat, There is yet one man, by whom we may enquire of the LORD: but I hate him; for he never prophesied good unto me, but always evil: the same is Mi-cai’-ah the son of Im’-la. And Je-hosh’-a-phat said, Let not the king say so."
1 Chronicles 26:24
(1 Chronicles 26:24) “And She-bu’-el the son of Ger’-shom, the son of Mo’-ses, was ruler of the treasures.”
1 Chronicles 11:18
(1 Chronicles 11:18) “And the three brake through the host of the Phil’-is-tines, and drew water out of the well of Beth’-le-hem, that was by the gate, and took it, and brought it to Da’-vid: but Da’-vid would not drink of it, but poured it out to the LORD.”
2 Kings 25:14
(2 Kings 25:14) “And the pots, and the shovels, and the snuffers, and the spoons, and all the vessels of brass wherewith they ministered, took they away. And the firepans, and the bowls, and such things as were of gold, in gold, and of silver, in silver, the captain of the guard took away.”
2 Kings 22:14
(2 Kings 22:14) “So Hil-ki’-ah the priest, and A-hi’-kam, and Ach’-bor, and Sha’-phan, and As-a-hi’-ah, went unto Hul’-dah the prophetess, the wife of Shal’-lum the son of Tik’-vah, the son of Har’-has, keeper of the wardrobe; (now she dwelt in Je-ru’-sa-lem in the college;) and they communed with her."
2 Kings 18:27
(2 Kings 18:27) “But Rab’-sha-keh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they m ay eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?"
2 Kings 16:10
(2 Kings 16:10) “And king A’-haz went to Da-mas’-cus to meet Tig’-lath-pi-le’-ser king of As-syr’-i-a, and saw an altar that was at Da-mas’-cus: and king A’-haz sent to U-ri’-jah the priest the fashion of the altar, and the pattern of it, according to all the workmanship thereof.”
Below are just a few of the prints displayed by a plant.
